back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

ohpoorsalsa:

housecousland:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

AND YOU HAVE MY BOW.

AND MY AXE!

milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 

as in, “to elbow someone out of your way

folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone

ambrister:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM DEAD

THE HOBBIT TRAILER

feanory:

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theyseemefangirlintheyhatin:

permets-tu:

after what feels like literally the longest week of my life working on it my marauder’s map dress for leakycon is DONE!! as a side note, i literally never want to use another fine point sharpie in my life.

THIS IS AMAZING OMG

thorinthesassmaster:

the entire hobbit fandom right now

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